Prince Andrew

The Grand Old Duke Of York, He Had Ten Thousand Men. And Not One Of Them Able To Make Him See Reason.

Bangers mashed.

Prince Andrew No Longer Duke, Still In A Heap Of Sh*t

Guess we'll find out if he remembered how to sweat.

Morning Docket: 07.07.20

* The Supreme Court has upheld a ban on automated calls to mobile phones. Maybe now I'll stop getting calls about my car's extended warranty... [USA Today] * A lawyer representing accusers of Jeffrey Epstein says that Maxwell will never reveal the full connections between Prince Andrew and Epstein. [New York Post] * The New York Attorney General has ordered a Black Lives Matter organization to stop soliciting donations in the state since the organization did not comply with the proper registrations. [New York Daily News] * A defendant is being granted a new trial because the judge asked the witness too many questions. This is kind of reminiscent of a famous scene from The Verdict. [New York Law Journal] * Charges have been filed against the woman who alleged to authorities that she was in danger from a black birdwatcher in Central Park in May. [BBC] * An attorney, who is now sick with COVID-19, claims a judge ordered her to court even though she told the court her COVID-19 test was pending and she was showing symptoms. [Bakersfield Californian] * Law360 just named its top lawyers under 40. If I had a subscription, I'd be able to see if I made the cut, but I think I already know the answer... [Law360]

Morning Docket: 06.09.20

* A judge in Florida is in hot water for pretending to be her son's lawyer during an interrogation. Wonder if she told investigators her name was "Jerry Gallo"... [Daily Business Review] * 3M is suing a merchant who is selling PPE on Amazon for 18 times the listing price. [Wall Street Journal] * A Florida lawyer who appeared on beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper has attended recent protests in the same costume. [Fox News] * George Floyd's lawyer is asking the United Nations to intervene in his case and make recommendations for police reform. [Newsweek] * Prince Andrew seems royally screwed over an investigation into his connections with Jeffrey Epstein. [AP] * A lawyer has been suspended from practice for filing a $67 million lawsuit over pants he lost at the dry cleaners. Maybe the pants were just really nice? [ABA Journal]

Morning Docket 03.10.20

* Some are accusing Bernie Sanders of disparaging public defenders by alleging that the government does not provide "a decent lawyer" to those who are unable to pay for private counsel. [Fox News] * The Miami Heat organization is facing an intense FMLA lawsuit brought by a former associate general counsel of the team. It is generally unwise to mess with a lawyer on your payroll. [Corporate Counsel] * A U.S. Attorney is alleging that Prince Andrew is not voluntarily cooperating with federal authorities in the Jeffrey Epstein investigation. [ABC News] * Led Zeppelin has won the longstanding "Stairway to Heaven" copyright infringement lawsuit. [Vulture] * A Florida prosecutor has been arrested for allegedly offering to help a criminal defendant in exchange for sex. [News-Press] * A lawsuit over profits from The Walking Dead television series has almost as many twists and turns as the show itself. [Deadline]

Morning Docket 01.28.20

* "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli has been sued by the New York Attorney General. Wonder how he was served in prison. [New York Daily News] * A lawyer who was indicted for allegedly billing West Virginia for more than 24 hours in a day has been caught after a life on the lam. [ABA Journal] * A U.S. Attorney has indicated that Prince Andrew provided "zero" cooperation in the Jeffrey Epstein case. [NBC News] * Ken Star said that impeachment is "hell" at President Trump's impeachment trial yesterday. Maybe he got inspiration from last weekend's Saturday Night Live. [Boston Globe] * Roy Moore has filed a multi-million-dollar "fake news" lawsuit against a Washington magazine. Wonder if Alabama has anti-SLAPP laws... [Al.com]